Selfie Act of 2014

Hello Elsa, I must apologize for not adhering to the Selfie Act of 2014 which mandates that I take multiple photos of myself and send them to you immediately. I’ve been too busy being comfortable amongst the chaos that is Life. But with the new year, comes a new start. I hope these will suffice,Continue reading “Selfie Act of 2014”

PRODUCTIVITY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER

In this past quarter we’ve noticed a spike in washing tables, holding strong at 85%. 10% of the time is spent complaining about it, knowing full well that “ya do what ya gotta do,” “it could be worse,” “you’ve got a roof over your head and food in your belly” and “blindly accepting the statusContinue reading “PRODUCTIVITY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER”

A HISTORY OF LAUGHTER

ONE A co-worker once told me that it took the sickest, dirtiest jokes in order to get me to laugh, to crack a smile. I suppose in a sense she was right. This same co-worker also told me, on an unrelated occasion, that I reminded her of “an old style saloon worker, a Spanish whore”Continue reading “A HISTORY OF LAUGHTER”

Ol’ Bats in the Belfry Jillian

The old spinster-maid sat me atop the refrigerator and told me, “This is gonna be a while, for I am not a witch but a cat…”   My face contorted awkwardly in confusion due to my misaligned jaw. She waved it off and continued.   “…And that’s most likely the problem! Y’see, my autumn ofContinue reading “Ol’ Bats in the Belfry Jillian”

MUST LUST CATS

I had a dream and we were in it. I went downstairs and found you in the kitchen, talking on a house phone, the old wire cord getting wrapped around you. Suddenly you lost your train of thought in the conversation as we made eye contact. I came to you and gave you a hug.Continue reading “MUST LUST CATS”

Chloe gets a Twitter…

My cat has a Twitter now. I haven’t had much luck with it in the past (ex. hackers making my account post weird porno, overall disgust at the 140 character medium, boredom) so I’m making her do all the work. Look, she’s got free room and board not to mention the all-she-can-eat meals… Anyway, IContinue reading “Chloe gets a Twitter…”

BETSYANDCHLÖ launches on Etsy!

BetsyandChlö custom tees are one-of-a-kind, wearable, bits of art! Exciting news – I’ve just launched a custom t-shirt line on Etsy! Go check it out and tell your friends! Below is the byline: The Beginning: 2012: Nudged by boyfriend to look at Facebook friend who fabric paints hats Halloween 2013: Day of the Dead themedContinue reading “BETSYANDCHLÖ launches on Etsy!”

A New Look

So the past couple of days SARAHSAMWAYS.COM has been doing some remodeling; it was time for a change. The new look is hopefully sleeker and a little more streamlined in order to offer visitors a completely user-friendly experience (i.e. get rid of the clutter and have fun looking around). Construction will continue for the nextContinue reading “A New Look”

(Part of the) Year in Pictures

Featured: Pin Productions’ Music and Art Festival vendor table, InfoWars, “This looks like Prada in Marfa, Texas…”, a birthday, kittens, St. Joseph’s Church of the Good Shepherd Holiday Bazaar vendor table, Chris Cornell at The Vets, cool Thanksgiving pictures taken by little kids (edited by SS).