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Boston Hassle features Brittle Brian

Check out my latest article for the Boston Hassle featuring experimental folk singer, Brittle Brian, AKA Victoria Rose and her September 2014 album, “Bony French Cathedrals!”

Flarfy Feelings

Here’s my first time writing a Flarf poem. Let’s see how this goes over in class tonight. Flarf: Lust Ever Fleeting, Love Upholds The only woman pioneered the lone woman. They never quite saw her as an equal… The Girl, (Art’s first punk), continues to inspire people. History has taken a while to catchContinue reading “Flarfy Feelings”

Selfie Act of 2014

Hello Elsa, I must apologize for not adhering to the Selfie Act of 2014 which mandates that I take multiple photos of myself and send them to you immediately. I’ve been too busy being comfortable amongst the chaos that is Life. But with the new year, comes a new start. I hope these will suffice,Continue reading “Selfie Act of 2014”

PRODUCTIVITY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER

In this past quarter we’ve noticed a spike in washing tables, holding strong at 85%. 10% of the time is spent complaining about it, knowing full well that “ya do what ya gotta do,” “it could be worse,” “you’ve got a roof over your head and food in your belly” and “blindly accepting the statusContinue reading “PRODUCTIVITY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER”

Chloe gets a Twitter…

My cat has a Twitter now. I haven’t had much luck with it in the past (ex. hackers making my account post weird porno, overall disgust at the 140 character medium, boredom) so I’m making her do all the work. Look, she’s got free room and board not to mention the all-she-can-eat meals… Anyway, IContinue reading “Chloe gets a Twitter…”

A New Look

So the past couple of days SARAHSAMWAYS.COM has been doing some remodeling; it was time for a change. The new look is hopefully sleeker and a little more streamlined in order to offer visitors a completely user-friendly experience (i.e. get rid of the clutter and have fun looking around). Construction will continue for the nextContinue reading “A New Look”

Little Cages: #2 Signs

*A: “One time when I was on the bus I saw a sign that said, ‘Jesus thinks you’re to die for…’ B: “…And I thought, ‘Oh, that’s clever!’ But, what would you come up with for other organized religions…? Buddha can’t wait to see you again? Brigham Young wishes you and the Mrs. Mrs. Mrs.Continue reading “Little Cages: #2 Signs”

$$$

Bitcoin and the World of New Money By Sarah Samways / June 25, 2013 Perusing the Internet Archive’s activity blog will bring visitors to a post concerning an Archive contributor’s recent dealings with Bitcoins. What are bitcoins? A bitcoin is being pegged as the new dollar, only better. Instead of being controlled, mandated, tracked,Continue reading “$$$”

Chloe, You’re A Star…

Here are a few crude markups of Chloe and the Rhode Island state flag:

The United States of Cat Memes

I’ve been steadily working on a project involving the beloved representative of the Internet, (the PG version anyway), cats, and state flags. We can no longer deny the strength of technology’s influence upon us; the World Wide Web is basically a requirement for life, even in the smallest increments of “just emailing.” There’s no needContinue reading “The United States of Cat Memes”