BLOOD VISITS & THE FAILURES OF MEN AND OF MEN WHO WANT TO FAIL ME

It’s the holiday season and I’ve been forced to ponder things very deeply and very astutely. It’s an unfortunate occurrence as I think I’m pretty on throughout the year but forgive me for I am about to be blunt. I must address all who dare come out of the woodwork and come to me inContinue reading “BLOOD VISITS & THE FAILURES OF MEN AND OF MEN WHO WANT TO FAIL ME”

BANANA LOBOTOMY

I had run out of places to hide in my apartment where Ol’ Bat and Teenybopper wouldn’t find me so I escaped to The Woods in order to find some sort of peace. This would prove a fruitless adventure since they knew me better than I knew myself and could accurately predict my next moveContinue reading “BANANA LOBOTOMY”

CAMARADERIE IN THE FACE OF THE OPPRESSOR

At approximately 1700 hours, on the date of December 8th, 2014, I was held at knife point by my oppressors and I had reached my breaking point. I was being held captive at a station where money and “points” were being exchanged for goods and nourishment. I, a veteran of such official missions, have beenContinue reading “CAMARADERIE IN THE FACE OF THE OPPRESSOR”

Chaos Abounds

“I remember a time when I spent my nights deciphering The Code and declining invitations to tea with wealthy gentlemen…” continued Ol’ Bat. The sock had been replaced with a shoe because it had melted. This wasn’t very effective and I spat it out but no one really seemed to care. Teenybopper was pacing theContinue reading “Chaos Abounds”

Ol’ Bat & Teenybopper Play Poker (I Watch)

“I suppose it has been awhile since we last played a good ol’ game ah poker…” said Ol’ Bat, acknowledging the teenybopper in the room. The teenybopper was obviously distressed and wanted to talk about a ghost prince that would never come but even she could recognize what an old tune that was getting toContinue reading “Ol’ Bat & Teenybopper Play Poker (I Watch)”