Tag: sex
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Featured in Sad Asian Girls Club’s anthology
Hey! I am so honored to be featured alongside an incredible array of Asian and mixed Asian females in SAGC’s anthology, Volume 1. Get yours here!
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Boston Hassle + The Lankville Daily News
WE DID IT! Uh, no pun intended. Boston Hassle is excited to collaborate with fake news site The Lankville Daily News for a weekly feature called “News from Lankville.” We happily present to you headlining stories and editorials by both real and fictional characters, living in a town just on the brink of existence. This week’s […]
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SEQUINED BRAIN
I wanted to repay the favor. Touching my now bandaged temple, I slowly arose from the frondescence beneath me… “Frondescence?” Teenybopper asked skeptically. “Frondescence. Yes, frondescence.” I agreed, dizzily. I looked around me and found no one; my wrists and ankles had become free. Everything or nothing could be at risk if I just got […]
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BANANA LOBOTOMY
I had run out of places to hide in my apartment where Ol’ Bat and Teenybopper wouldn’t find me so I escaped to The Woods in order to find some sort of peace. This would prove a fruitless adventure since they knew me better than I knew myself and could accurately predict my next move […]
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A HISTORY OF LAUGHTER
ONE A co-worker once told me that it took the sickest, dirtiest jokes in order to get me to laugh, to crack a smile. I suppose in a sense she was right. This same co-worker also told me, on an unrelated occasion, that I reminded her of “an old style saloon worker, a Spanish whore” […]
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DATE NIGHT
I’ve been up all night, trying to get lucky! :-/ Experimental video made exclusively for Video! Video! EP:3 Video Dating, October 2014 ELEPHANTS.
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THE PERFORMER
THE PERFORMER Did anyone else notice that? Did anyone else notice it? Did anyone else notice the fear in ITS eyes? I’m not sure if IT’S sure if IT knows whether or not IT feels like IT’S doing me a disservice anymore… I wonder if the audience cares anymore I wonder if they know […]
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Opportunity Knocks, but Doors Don’t Open by Themselves
(Unless they’re those fancy automatic sliding doors but that’s not the point, really…) In today’s economy, everybody’s pinching their pennies and looking for solutions. It’s quite the hustle and ya’ve gotta do what ya’ve gotta do! Thankfully, we are fortunate to live in a society filled with so many philosophical voices (i.e. Rihanna, Ms. Couric) […]
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