PRODUCTIVITY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER

In this past quarter we’ve noticed a spike in washing tables, holding strong at 85%. 10% of the time is spent complaining about it, knowing full well that “ya do what ya gotta do,” “it could be worse,” “you’ve got a roof over your head and food in your belly” and “blindly accepting the statusContinue reading “PRODUCTIVITY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER”

BABY$HAKES (#artstar)

BABY$HAKES (#artstar) I AM BEAUTIFUL AND DELICATE I AM SOFT AND WARM I AM IN CONTROL I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING AND EVERYBODY LOVES ME PEOPLE THROW MONEY AT ME JUST FOR SHOWING UP I CREATE “IMPORTANT WORK” AND EVERYONE “LIKES” MY PICTURES “LIKES” FILL MY HEART WITH GLEE MY MAMA’S NOT CRAZY AND NEITHERContinue reading “BABY$HAKES (#artstar)”

Little Cages: #2 Signs

 *A: “One time when I was on the bus I saw a sign that said, ‘Jesus thinks you’re to die for…’ B: “…And I thought, ‘Oh, that’s clever!’ But, what would you come up with for other organized religions…? Buddha can’t wait to see you again? Brigham Young wishes you and the Mrs. Mrs. Mrs.Continue reading “Little Cages: #2 Signs”

Chloe, You’re A Star…

Here are a few crude markups of Chloe and the Rhode Island state flag:

The United States of Cat Memes

I’ve been steadily working on a project involving the beloved representative of the Internet, (the PG version anyway), cats, and state flags. We can no longer deny the strength of technology’s influence upon us; the World Wide Web is basically a requirement for life, even in the smallest increments of “just emailing.” There’s no needContinue reading “The United States of Cat Memes”

Year One

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog. Here’s an excerpt: 600 people reached the top of Mt. Everest in 2012. This blog got about 1,900 views in 2012. If every person who reached the top of Mt. Everest viewed this blog, it would have taken 3 years to getContinue reading “Year One”